I don’t know why I got such a kick out of this, but it made me laugh. Out loud? I don’t remember. Check out this cartoon by Drew found at Left-Handed Toons by Right-Handed People:
Ha ha ha! A scarf, meanwhile, is all I can knit (not from noodles, but still). If you ever want something knitted from me, I can either make you a little scarf or a long scarf or a really, really long scarf, and that’s about it. Hope you like scarves.